Started thinking about the intresting personalities that are on this board. Question: if you were king and could produce a porn video:

#1. What kind of video would you produce
   i.e Catigory

#2. Who would you have star in the video
   limit four ladies.

#3. Your budget is $10,000 total

#4. You must be one of the males in the
   shoot.

Winner recieves a sexy pic from Kathy W.

Kathy, Is that OK

1. Pure Gonzo
2. Kayden Kross, Jenna Haze, Hillary Scott & add in a newbie being Kagney Linn. Jenna & Hillary  love getting down & dirty. Kayden Has done some anal but as I call her to her face "The Beauty Queen Of Porn"
3.$10K is $10K
4. Lexington Steel
That my idea of a great porn movie !!

#1. What kind of video would you produce
Let's call this catagoriy "specialties"
Not a compilation video, I'd just shoot video of girls that have that are best know for.....
 

#2. Who would you have star in the video
  limit four ladies.
Mya Nichole and Amber Rayne (Daymn they're hottt for their all out anal antics.)

Cytheria for her squirting specialty abilities.

Kathy W. b/c she has rockin' enhanced boobs that resemble perfect round balls placed on her chest. Love em' Kathy! Loved 'em when I've smothered my face with them and I love them now.
Plus, it would be a triumphant return to porn for Kathy!

#3. Your budget is $10,000 total
10K sounds good.

#4. You must be one of the males in the shoot.
I'd do a lot of the shooting POV as Seymore Butts used to do. So I'm cool wiht that.

1. Category:  High class all-sex along the lines of Private sudios

2. Stars:  I'd try for a little variety... Shyla Stylez (big boobed blond), Tori Lane (big boobed brunette), Angel Dark (wild natural boobed European pornstar) and Tori Black (small boobed but sexy as hell).  All of the women are known for their wild performance as well as their beauty.

3. $10K is a pretty small budget, but I'd pay for a makeup and hair stylist, have a BJ only scene with Tori Black, and only one anal scene (the problem there is who it would be with... Shyla, Tori Lane and Angel are all anal queens; but it's probably end up being with Angel), I  could probably get a friend to do the camerawork, and to save more money...

4. I'd be the male talent for ALL of the scenes!

My category would be true instructional. Not the fake stuff some of the companies put out, nor the over-produced Playboy-like Help series with bad music and soft focus. Would start with a few minutes of anatomical instruction of pertinent male and female parts, before moving into real instruction. And it wouldn't be things like 'this is cowgirl, this is doggystyle' but more like, 'in this position, here are three different things you can do with your hands to increase her pleasure, etc'. I think more of the money would be used for some decent animation graphics to show what is going on internally, etc.

Who would it star? Ladies who would not 'put on a show' (forced moaning, etc), but rather be open and curious, and understanding of the true amateur men that would be in the video. The main point of the first few series would be to teach average guys who have average stamina how to progress. Make it relatable. I'd look for a cross-section of the 4 ladies in terms of which area is their primary orgasmic focus: Clitoris, G-Spot, Epi-Center, and Anal.

Lots of real world areas for practical help topics. And a plethora of variations of stimuli for both men and women to teach.

This is the average costs for a A talent girl..

1) $900 for the girl
2) $150 for the make up lady (Julia Ann who also does make up on the set told me her rate was $150 for one shoot or $500 all day)
3) $500 to rent the place
4) $500 for the Director

Do the math but is WAY under $10,000..It could be even cheaper if you take out the make up girl and use your personal residence..

Danny

1. Category
A blues/jazz musician and his women.

2. Ladies
Sandra Romain, Elle Devine, Laurie Vargas and Kiwi Ling. Substitute-Janet Mason.

3. Plenty of blues/jazz clubs in Los Angeles.

4. I am the king.

The AVERAGE boy/birl rate is around $900, but A-list talent is much higher.  Shyla Stylez gets $2000 for a boy/girl.  Jenevive Joli gets $1350, and anal adds a couple hundred more.  Then there's the cost of a cameraman.  An experienced videographer is going to be a couple of hundred bucks minimum for each scene. Male talent is going to run $300 to $500, then there's makeup and site costs.  Figure the average cost of shooting a scene at $1500 to $2000.  BUT, after the scenes are shot, you have additional costs... editing, box-covers, duplication.

Believe me, even the cheapest gonzo-style production, if it's intended for COMMERCIAL distribution is going to cost well over $10K to get the product into the retail market.

1. Category
Feature locations in and around New Orleans cultural scene all creampies

2. Stars
Mandy Saxo, Dana Vespoli, Monica Mattos, Nautica Binx and/or Nyomi Marcela

3. Title: Creole Peppaboy Fucks Them All!

1. Beautifully photographed , similar to what Andrew Blake and Michael Ninn do.

2. Jeanna Fine for narration (great voice)
   Kathy Willets ('cause I'd love to meet/work with her. Shameless self-promotion plug, I know)
   Sasha Grey ('cause she's young and fresh and not jaded I hope)
   Debi Diamond ('cause she can act)

3. Not a very big budget, but you do what you can with what you have. Try to "fix" as much as possible in editing.

4. If ya say so!

Well, actully I did shoot porn before but that's another story. lol
But if I was to give it a shot again I would....

#1 I'd shoot in HD/Blu Ray of course.
I'd do scripted gonzo in the "Jack's Playground" vain.

#2 Janet Mason, Shi Reeves, Teagan Presley, Mya Nichole.

#3 I'd probably shoot on location in a beach area like Janet was Teagans mom and they were n vacation and find them selves in some interesting situations.....somthing like that.

#4 As for my scene, I'd save myself for the BS footage at the end. Maybe do a lucky camera guy POV compilation with each girl.



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