One small correction. Spitzer never used tax payer money, he used his own money (he did use his aids to book the girl). He was being investigated for campaign finance fraud and they stumbled upon the escorting, but they were completely unrelated. That is why he only had to deal with prostitution charges and nothing more.

Letterman is worst because he flaunted it thinking he was the shit. At least the others had the good sense to try and keep it secret. So for me, it's Letterman for his audacity. At least his wife fucked him in the end... not literally but def figuratively.

Because of his lame excuse that he was "Hiking the Apalachian Trail".

But after seeing the S. American chick he was banging, can't say that I blame him!

that they are above everyone else and can do whatever the hell they want with whoever they want.

I'd have to give top billing to Edwards.  I mean, cheating on your wife who was not only fighting cancer but supporting him in his Presidential run . . . . .  That is the lowest of all these lows.

I don't like Tiger, I wouldn't have voted for Edwards. Sanford is too stupid for words. Pitino is just another sports star who thinks he is immune to scrutiny. Letterman at least apologized for his discretions.
The "winner" is Eliot Spitzer. Former DA, going after any and all who crossed him, being that he was more of a hypocrite than anyone else.

another candidate is Steve Philips from ESPN Baseball tonight. He was caught with an intern.
The girl was gross!!!
I vote for Governor of SC. His story was great.

involving sex, probable ethics violations, plus Senator Ensign was one of the holier than thou crowd who blasted President Clinton after the Lewinsky scandal in 1998...

He engaged in something that EVERY single one of us on this web site engages in on a regular basis

I wonder if he's ever written any reviews on TER


John Edwards is not a dog, but part of a dog.  The part that gets SHIT out onto the curb.  Having an affair on your wife when she is dying?

Dog Shit...

If the question is:

Who is the Big Dog, it is not even close.

Tiger Woods.  Hands down.  Grand Slam win.

The guy was using a Chicago call girl to create weekly harem rosters, then using his own private jet to pick up that week's pussy and fly it to whatever town he and his posse were golfing in.

Let's all be honest.  

Almost anyone of us spending time on THIS board, if we had the money, would love to have a planeload of fresh pussy delivered to our dicks weekly.  

Even if our perfect blond model wife was home with our cookies in her oven.   Uhhh, how do we think SHE first met Tiger?  At a french cooking class with her mom?  I don't think so.  And if she had any antenna at all, she has known for a long, long time.  But he needs to keep his talent from calling the wife at home.

Tiger was fucking them all.  Air-delivered pros, waitresses, hangers-on, athletes, all races, all types, if it moves, he was ready to short putt into it.  These other guys are amateurs.  And don't get me started on the hypocrisy of the politician/god squaders.  Tiger makes NO claim to being a moral leader.  Indeed, he has been very up front that he is not that person, and been criticized for years for not being more of a do-gooder.  

But when you have Microsoft level money, you can make opportunities happen.  Everyone assumes Tiger started hitting the gym for his game a couple year back, they just got which game wrong.

If anyone reading this thread doesn't think they would tap 500 girls a year if they had $700 million in the bank, well, do a reality check!  I'm not sure my wife would know where to find me.  Indeed, I have even fantasized how I would set up a fuck location if I ever won the PowerBall.  It never occured to me to have the talent jetted to me!

He's screwing all of us.

An excellent thought-exercise, Mr. Ocean. Thank you for pondering this. A lot of interesting angles and motives make these 6 weasels different. In reverse order, mine would be ...

6. RICK PITINO. It's hypocrisy that gets you high on this list and I never heard Pitino preaching to his players that they should never, under any circumstances, bang a lady on a restaurant floor with the assistant coach in the other room, get her pregnant and pay for her abortion. I'm not saying he encouraged any specific aspect of that scenario either, just that he never held a single post-game interview where he said this was his mantra or wanted to instill this in his play-calling. It's not as if Louisville has been churning out rapists who'll pay for the abortion but I guess I could check Wikipedia to be sure of that. Every guy on this list has power, money and influence behind them and that's the lure. This thing sounded consensual and then a resulting domestic situation hit the fan. I think Pitino would be honored that he made a countdown list in 2009 for something that went down in 2003. It still qualifies but the timeline brings it down.

5. TIGER WOODS. Only because we don't know enough about it yet. We're about to learn everything this guy didn't want us to know he was doing in every city of the world. Earning a billion in your career has its privileges to keep it all private, until now. The wall came down and the media knows it's okay to pursue him deeper or purge what they've always known. In 2 weeks, he may very well lead this list. Still, he's an athlete, a young guy with everything and no fear he can't conquer it and we can't understand why he strayed on his trophy wife? It's BECAUSE he's an athlete, a young guy with everything and no fear he can't conquer it. Not only the bankroll to do anything but the lack of a need for an opening with any woman in the world. "I'm Tiger" and it's in the sack. He could have been banging every high-price escort in the world and the story never would have left the room. The fact that he was banging regular people is interesting because he clearly wanted contact and relationships away from this huge world that got away from him because he's a great golf player and likeable guy. But he worked for it and earned it all. At some point, it's hard to fault someone for always wanting more and wanting to live on the other side of the curtain. It's gonna cost him and he's lost a lot of his edge but maybe he wanted to change his life? Maybe now he can live more comfortably, being known as someone who's human. Michael Jackson never got out of that bubble and look what happened to him. It wasn't like if Tiger fathered children with all these women but if he had, you know damn well he would have supported them all and those kids would benefit from living a good life. It's still early and maybe he worked with Manson, we just don't know yet. If Tiger swung a club like Barkley, we wouldn't be having this discussion.

4. MARK SANFORD. I noticed a lot of knee-jerk reactions to put this douche ahead of Edwards and let's remove the politics. Speaking as someone who lives 15 miles from SC and hears the news every day, this is a guy who fell out of love with his wife but that was probably already a fete accompli, like two ships that passed in the night. It wasn't that he was tossed out of the mansion because he was found to be fucking the Argentinean lady, he was given an ultimatum to end the affair so they'd clearly been dealing with this for a while. I heard liberal women saying they couldn't fault him for falling in love, and that this read like a romance novel -- women who would normally hammer a Republican when he was down. Speaking of, John Ensign deserves to be on this list. With Sanford, he's a liked governor and the voters don't see the need to impeach him when he's got a year left to serve and he's term limited. Opponents have been jockeying to remove him but have yet to find anything substantial involving wrongdoing that they can pin on him. This supports why the voters aren't calling for his head, he seemed to be doing everything by the book and he kept their taxes low. Spitzer was done the moment his affairs hit because that reeked of hypocrisy. Sanford can probably ride this out. All this did was eliminate his presidential hopes (and any chance of future public office, not even assistant town clerk) but he always used to talk down 2012 and let's guess the reason he did that was because he knew of a certain Argentinean bullet loaded in the chamber and aimed at his head.

3. DAVID LETTERMAN. Dave is the last person remaining here who I can have heartfelt compassion for as his dirty laundry aired. The show isn't nearly as funny as it used to be because the host got angry. A bitter host I can work with but Dave got angry and I think it's because he stopped having these relationships. Even in his apology, he managed to trash his wife -- so much so he had to apologize directly to her the next day. He never talked about her while they dated and finally, seemingly reluctantly, married after 20 years, and only seemed to become more open about everything when Harry was born. He's still seen more in public with his son than his wife. He's never felt proud of that relationship and the back-story is that his other relationships probably kept him happy, young and interested. But it's a totally inappropriate advantage to have interns as the venue for this because you're using the most vulnerable for your own personal enjoyment in a power structure that is almost exactly 180 degrees top to bottom. Picture being an intern working in Manhattan and the hard road that involves in every facet of your life and then cutting through every layer blocking your way by sucking the knob of the most influential TV personality in the city and on the network. This was douchy and clearly a history of it. The story's almost already completely sanitized and that's how those Yoda mind-melds work when you ARE the media and can control the story. Nothing to see here folks, pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. Still douchy.

2. ELLIOTT SPITZER. This is total hypocrisy. You can't make your signature issue something that you, in fact, on your own personal time appreciate partaking in. Like Bob Marley and his "Just Say No" campaign, things would have really gone sour when people learned that the reggae star was seen smoking cannabis. This dirtbag rises to the top as a modern day Elliot Ness out to clean up the city, rises to be Governor while making enemies who'll gladly turn into vultures once the political heart rate stops. This was bound to happen and did so on the very first occasion made available to them. I have no issue if someone wants to see an escort, I think that goes for all of us. Had Spitzer suggested that he was seeking sex from hookers for the experience of investigation and a need to know what to look for at the crucial moment when the John meets the Trick and money is exchanged, different story. It wasn't as if he was using taxpayer funds to -- oh wait a second, he was. So he technically COULD HAVE deducted this as a legitimate office expense had he taken the approach of meeting escorts for educational purposes, like attending a conference. Nobody missed this asshole when his star was exterminated and that says that he earned it.

And the winner is ...