I propose that those of us who are planning to attend AVN in a couple of weeks make an effort, if we're aren't otherwise engaged (or passed out in a Gondola), to swing by the Circle Bar at the Venetian (that is the Occulus Lounge smack dab in the center of the Casino) every now and then.
Whoever has the best possibly true story gets a free drink on the other attendees!
Look at this floor plan for location #122 if you are not yet familiar with the Venetian
(click on the plus symbol to make the map readable)
I arbitrarily designate
Noon (yes, someone may be out of bed by then), 3 pm, 6 pm, 9 pm, and midnight
as official TER pornstar board let's grab a drink and share non-UTR digits times.
We can swap girls, rates, ratings, and cell numbers of available opportunities.
You will know me by my flat wallet, the bags under my eyes, and the permanent grin on my face.... Oh, and I may have someone on my arm that one or two of you may recognize. Viva Las Vegas, Baby!
For complete newbies who are wondering how to spot a girl working the Circle Bar here is the key.
If she makes eye contact with you and smiles -- and you are not George Clooney -- then she is on the clock and available.
Just walk up and ask her if she would like to slip up to your room for an hour to share a drink. Order a couple to go, and make a memory. It is just that easy.
. . . then you just tipped me off to EXACTLY who you are planning to have on YOUR arm, or back up in your room. Doubles! Doubles! Doubles!
I am going to excercise self-restrain and not post her picture, but I'm right, aren't I!!!
As for that bet, I did succeed in holding off on seeing my personal flavor of blond addiction for 90 days, but guess who just e-mailed me last night to wish me Merry Christmas and tell me she just moved two hours away from me and would love to see me over the holidays. She has a little something for me that I get to unwrap....
I've already ordered my drinks, along with my reservations at Bouchon, and getting the table in the kitchen at Delmonico's. Oh yeah, I've also arranged for some girls to make sure my napkin is folded properly in my lap.
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