for some fresh bananas . . . . . .

"Good evening, ladies," Sherlock Holmes said as he passed three women eating bananas on a park bench.

"Do you know them?" Dr. Watson asked. "No," Holmes replied, "I've never met the nun, the prostitute or the bride we just passed."

"Good Lord, Holmes, how in the world did you know all that?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson. The nun ate the banana by holding it one hand and using the fingers of the other hand to properly break the fruit into small pieces."

"The prostitute," he continued, "grabbed with both hands and crammed the whole thing into her mouth."

"Amazing!" Watson exclaimed. "But how did you know the third was a newlywed?"

"Because she held it one hand and pushed her head toward it with the other."

Glad you enjoyed that one, Bignatsfan.

Xoxo

Oh yes, I'm very hungry.

Have anything for me? Wink!

I'm on my knees and as my mouth is watering for your fresh banana, I'll be waiting.

Absolutely as I totally agree with you 100%.

I have a banana for you but I am not sure if you would like it in your mouth since it may release protein juice anytime once you taste it..

Adave,

I would love to wrap my lips around your banana and swallow you whole.

Having the protein included, that's even better.

I'm ready when you are...