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Anna Nicole gets naked on her new show premiering this week on the E! Channel
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FORMER playmate Anna Nicole Smith has no problem getting naked on her new show - but E! producers are still trying to figure out if they can show it.

The buxom blonde who's known for her uninhibited and wide-eyed approach to life, stars in a new reality sitcom "The Anna Nicole Show," debuting this Sunday at 10 p.m.

A camera crew from cable's E! channel has been following Smith around for about seven hours a day since last May. They are trying to be the first new reality sitcom since "The Osbournes" became a hit last spring.

Smith - who originally made a name for herself dancing and posing in the nude - has romped in the raw more than once on camera, producers told The Post.

But they are still trying to find a legitimate way to get the footage into the show...Shore says. "I wish it were that simple."

Nudity aside, Shore says the show's editors are feverishly cutting through the hundreds of hours that've been taped so far to extract the funniest moments.

"I don't think Anna Nicole could tell a joke if her life depended on it," he says. "What's funny about her is how she sort of relates to the world outside of her home.

"She's sort of naive and she speaks anything that comes off the top of her head."

Smith, is the first in a long line of celebs - including bizzaro couple Liza Manelli and David Guest - who hope to reproduce the magic wrought last spring by "The Osbournes."

E! producers admit "The Anna Nicole Show" was inspired by the success of "The Osbournes" and have been rushing to get the show on the air before other "Osbourne" clones.

Like "The Osbournes" the new show comprises a cast of wacky real-life characters who are part of the star's life.

Among them are Howard K. Stern, her lawyer ("Not the naughty one," Smith says), her 16-year-old son Daniel, purple-haired personal assistant Kimmie Walther and the former Guess model's four-year-old, black toy poodle, Sugar Pie, who's so attached to a stuffed teddy bear that he refuses to leave Smith's side without it.

"We probably have enough right now for about seven shows," says Shore. "We're still shooting with her everyday." E! has asked for about 13 episodes so far.

Stay tuned......

Doc
PS. According to Howard Stern this morning, who has already viewed the first 30 minute installment it is a winner eventhough her current Super Weight figure. Time will tell if E' went crazy or truly had envisioned success.

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msharkm 11991 reads
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Reports are that E! is begging her to lose weight.
I think they realize that in her current porcine
condition the ratings won't be very good.

She used to be hot. Now she looks like the trailer
trash she is.

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TheSpeedRacer 10 Reviews 12289 reads
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Even when she first posed for Playboy, before we knew she was a calculating, gold-digging, publicity-seeking fat ass, I found her extremely unattractive. Though I'm sure she's not totally evil (most everyone has at least a few good points), I for one, won't be watching her "show".

Oh well, at least Brooke Burke's still going to be on E!, both on her new show, as well as in endless reruns of Wild On.

Regards,
Speed Racer

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Anna Nicole: Ready for Her Close-Up...
E! Online Sat Aug 3 02:28:00 EDT 2002 and her show that premiers on Sunday @ 10:00PM.

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First they blatantly rip off MTV's 'The Osbournes', now they fib about the product. Sad.

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There is no need to get irritated but to laugh about it. I am sure that after the first episode is over E' will find out if it was worth the investment or not.

This is marketing, something E' has done real well and those readers that still think that Anna still looks like when she was given the title Of Playboy Pet Of Year are in for a surprise (Take A Look At The Photo) but there might be tons of others that are only seeking to check out her character instead.

Time will tell......

Doc

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(LOS ANGELES, CA) -- When last seen by America, Anna Nicole Smith was locked in a seven-year legal battle over her late husband's Texas oil fortune. The former Playboy Playmate, who has yet to collect a dime, has decided it's time to get back to work.

So instead of seeing Smith in courtroom footage on the evening news, viewers can peep at her bizarre world when E! Entertainment Television debuts "The Anna Nicole Show" on Sunday at 10 p.m. EDT.

The 13 episodes are an attempt by E! to cash in on the celebrity reality craze initiated with great success by MTV's "The Osbournes."

"We've been trying to figure out what we can do with Anna because we know there's this fascination that people have with her," said Mark Sonnenberg, E! executive vice president of entertainment.

"When 'the Osbournes' came out, it was a no-brainer to us. Let's put the cameras on her and let's do a show."

Since May, cameras have been trailing the 34-year-old former stripper and Guess? model from the time she wakes up to the time she goes to bed. Among the scenes captured are Smith telling her black toy poodle to stop passing gas, and the buxom blonde looking into her shirt, saying "Hello, down there."

"I haven't had sex in two years," Smith grumbles on camera. Later, she has a twinge of regret. "That's one of those things you say that you wish you didn't," Smith said later in an interview. She claims she isn't dating anyone currently. Another embarrassing moment occurred when Smith forgot to turn off the microphones in the bathroom.

"At first, it was kind of crazy, but now I've learned to live with my crew," she said. Advertising for the show says, "It's not supposed to be funny ... It just is."

Smith admits E! Is probably making fun of her, but she plays the good sport. "My life is funny," she said. "There's things that happen to me all the time, and it just is funny."

The channel first encountered Smith when it chose to make a 1997 "E! True Hollywood Story" about her. She didn't participate in the episode, which was later expanded to two hours and is still shown.

"She was very honest, she did not like the 'True Hollywood Story,'" said Sonnenberg, noting that the episode still doubles or triples its viewer total with each airing. When the channel asked to talk with her about a series, "We didn't know if she was going to come in and tell us off."

Instead, an eager Smith said yes, relieved at the prospect of doing something other than sitting in courtrooms.

"It was just the perfect time for me to get out," she said.

A bankruptcy court ruled in December 2000 that Smith was entitled to $475 million of her late husband's fortune. A federal judge reduced that to $88 million in March, but the son of J. Howard Marshall plans to appeal.

Marshall was 90 when he died in 1995, 14 months after marrying Smith.

She doesn't plan to discuss him on the show. "I'd like to keep that private," she said with a straight face.

Viewers can tag along as Smith goes bowling, hits the batting cage, checks out Hollywood parties, visits the dentist and takes driving lessons.

"I've always had a driver, so I've never gotten a license," she said.

Like any celebrity worth her salt, Smith is surrounded by an entourage. Howard K. Stern (not the radio host) is her attorney; Kim Walther is her purple-haired assistant; and Daniel is her 16-year-old son from her first marriage, to Billy Smith, whom she worked with at Jim's Krispy Fried Chicken in Mexia, Texas.

"I love my mom, but I hate the cameras," announces Daniel, who, along with Stern, is the most normal-looking of the bunch.

And Smith hardly goes anywhere without Sugar Pie, the Prozac-popping poodle with her own therapist.

"If I go out somewhere, she won't eat and she won't drink and she just shakes until I get back," Smith said. "She's just crazy about her mom."

Walther is more than a dedicated employee; she sports a tattoo of Smith on her left arm.

"I wanted to have something that down the road I would still be happy with, and she's a great person," said Walther, whose duties include grocery shopping, paying bills and picking up Daniel from school.

While Smith awaits the outcome of her legal battles, she plans to get back into modeling and write her memoirs.

The woman who admires, and resembles, Marilyn Monroe and Christie Brinkley hopes the show gives her some credibility and boosts her acting career. She has had small roles in some TV shows and movies.

"People will see that maybe I have a little talent and will start to take me seriously as an actress," she said.

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