'I haven't left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are for Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection -- either way we're getting screwed!'
erection leaves one with a certain amount of satisfaction. Too bad I couldn't be there to help you through this ordeal, if you get my drift!! wink wink !!
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