Porn Stars

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How many of us could be this father/daughter?

She's an item with the legendary James Deen and can also be seen "Hysterical Literature," a series in which women read from their favorite books while sitting at a table.  Pretty dull, right?  Not when there's someone under the table using a Hitachi wand in their pussies.
Like most of the girls, by 4 minutes of this Stoya is really turned on.  At about 5:45 she totally looses it.  It's hilarious and sexy as hell at the same time.

nice...I find this funny too:

"Directed by Clayton Cubitt. Subtitles available (CC) in French and Brazilian Portuguese."

What the hell did Clayton actually do?  

"Hmm...okay...so, sit here.  Yes, good.  You're very good at sitting, aren't you?  Now, you...with the wand, get over here...no, under the table.  Yes, right there.  No, you won't be on camera.  Just Stoya.  That's right.  No one cares about you.  Just use the wand on her pussy.  Yes.  How did you not know that's what you'd be doing?  It said right in the posting, "use massage wand on famous porn star pussy. call now".  How did I get the one asshole who'd object to this job?  Who casted this idiot?  Okay..get out of here, I don't have time for this.  Just a minute Stoya, we'll get started real soon"

I mean...this had to be the lightest directing job in history.  

And..subtitles?  Were the non-english speakers writing in droves complaining that they didn't get the piece?

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I used to be a fan of hers.  Then I met her.

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