Here's the scene... you're in a bar and across the room is the most stunning woman you've ever seen.  She's Jenna Jameson, Tera Patrick, raquel Darrian all rolled into one.  DD boobs, sultry lips, long, shapely legs; and dressed in the sexiest outfit you've ever seen.  A knit mini-dress that hugs her curves, leaving nothing to the imagination. CFM shoes: Hair and makeup perfect - she spots you, smiles and winks.  You make your way over to her and chat her up, buying her a drink.  You seen to be making an impression and after a while she suggests you go someplace "quieter" where "we can get to know each other better".

So it's off to you apartment.  A few more drinks and you're making out like high-schoolers... Next thing you know she's got your fly open and begins sucking your dick like a pornstar.

You lead her to the bedroom and she does a slow strip-tease for you, leaving only her panties (and shoes) on. Down on the bed, you start with her lips and kiss your way down.  You remove her panties and suddenly you discover an erect, 8 inch cock!!!

What do you do?????

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Hopefully you wake up and it was just a bad dream,because that could scare you off of pussy for a long time.

You mean her?

If she is as hot as you say....and has been sucking away and doing a great job...and I have been drinking....I TOFTT......
Besides if it was standing at attention...I should have known before that point

Whats 8 inches between friends???

When it was over, would you tell  your story here or on the Tranny Board?

LOL

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=be09e82f8c6a0a7d6e9d

ASSSSSSSS!

That's just fals advertising in my book!
TS or TV's should be up front and let you know they're he / she status.

nycad

Would you be gay, if you let the tranny suck your cock and enjoyed it, but didn't return the favor. The quickly got them out of your place.

His behavior was frowned on.

gotta admit tht chick with dick was hot..i would just close my eyes and pound away

I would say..."for a chick... you got some set of balls"...

And then tell it to put away the nightstick and get to steppin.......

Head for the Yellow Pages immediately and turn to the page headed "Monasteries."

Hopefully, she's got too much dignity to want to pay for it.

I stand up, pour myself yet another drink ( a large one) and say "Dammit, Fast Eddie, these practical jokes of yours are getting out of hand! By-the-way, your mascara's running. Fix it and let's go out and see if we can pimp you out to a high-roller."

Belive me, if you couldn't tell me apart from a super-hot woman, either you need very strong glasses or you have the all-time worst taste in women!