1. No two pornstars are alike. All pornstars have a story about how they became who they are, and each is uniquely different.
2.Some pornstars are like ice queens. Sure everyone is all smiles while the camera rolls, but after “cut” you can feel a cold chill rush over the set.
3. Believe it or not, some pornstars are notorious for being flakes. They might say they’ll be there, but when it comes down to it, their cell phone died, or whatever.
4. Some relationships between pornstars last as long as snow does in Los Angeles. Need I explain?
5. Some pornstars are visible one day like snowflakes, then the next they seem to disappear into thin air.
1. Your bald your whole life. 2. You have a hole in your head. 3. Your neighbors are nuts. 4. The guy behind you is an asshole. 5. Everytime you get xcited, you throw up and then faint.
Okay, so maybe some of you have seen this, but I just saw it today. It was to funny not to share it!
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