And there's also me to contend with.

Don't be such a thin-skinned baby, Geezer.  This guy, for better or worse, has got his parody of you down pretty good.  All he missed was the "Islam is a cult" trope.

I do emphathise, though, as I had my own deranged parodist some months ago.  He actualy was amusing in spite of his hostility, and his parody and satire  skills were not to be sneered at.

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=40188&boardID=39&page=104

This guy became so obsessed with me that Ben Dover deleted 2 of his personal atacks on me in a single week.  Given his [the parodist, not BD]  derangement, i was not at all surprised to find out that he's one of my neighbors in the NYC metro area.

Good luck, i'm sure folks can tell the difference btween GOPGeezer and G0PGeezer if they look closely enough at the handles.

Take a minute and get your panties un-bunched.  Who knew “Leave it to (GOP)Geezer” was so sensitive.  If I offended anyone… I… well, I guess I am not exactly sorry… it was funny as shit… but I will give you my word I won’t post under any ‘imposter’ names again.

I just figured ‘The Geezer’ would have a bit thicker skin…  I mean you are a republican, right G?  I guess it should be no surprise that your butt buddy (RightwingUnderground) pulls a Barney Fife… and takes the bullet out of his front pocket… puts it into his gun…“I've lodged a complaint. I suggest others do the same.”  What a pussy.  Stand Down Deputy!  You don’t want to hurt yourself while rushing to your boyfriend’s defense.  

And, before you ladies start saying something stupid like, “you must be some leftist liberal Obama lover” crap, know this…  I am a Republican, a conservative Republican… unlike John “Amnesty” McCain.  McCain is the farthest thing from a conservative the GOP has ever seen at the top of a ticket.  

That’s why I decided to have a little fun with grandpa… I mean Geezer… Because Geezer was spewing this partisan party BS… Vote GOP this… Vote GOP that… Vote GOP or we are all going to die… what a load of horseshit.  Be it Dems or Republicans… blindly towing the party line is what got us in this mess to begin with.  What’s the best thing that could happen to the conservative party… being smacked down this election cycle for nominating such a flawed candidate.  Then maybe conservatives will take back our party.  How Johnny McLiberal won the nomination is beyond me.  Just remember Geezy… you’re not too far from this mentality.  How do I know?  I checked some of your past blogs… this is what you wrote on 6/9/08…

“If McCain does  what Jack Kemp did when he debated GreenieWeenieCarbonCreditBoy Gore-------I'm----I'm gonna be BUUUMMED OUT!  

i'M GONNA WRITE IN RON PAUL OR FRED THOMPSON IF MCAIN TURNS OUT TO BE A WHIMP IN THE DEBATES!!!!”

Sound familiar?  Actually, I was quite surprised to hear something that intelligent come from you.  You actually recognize Ron Paul as a true conservative… the only true conservative in this election cycle.  To bad McLame is not smart enough to make Paul his chief economic adviser.  I don’t know about you, but it scares the shit out of me that either McCain or Obama will be responsible for the economy.  Paul is the only person in Washington that understands… he has been warning of this collapse for years.

So now it’s time for everybody to just chill out… ice your pussy if it hurts… and tell deputy Fife (aka - RightwingUnderpants) to keep his bullet in his pocket…  It’s there for a reason.