This guy is just plain bad at this, or maybe its his running mate...my gawd its break the glass time.
I have a feeling RFK'jr is sitting by his phone. Or maybe get the "Shoot Dog In Face " lady. Cory would love that.

Now watch The SPOAT make a stupid comment as if we fucked up. This should be rich.

Simultaneously you say.... awww poor ol fella. Happy was a few minutes ahead of ya but nice try.....

His post went up just before mine, while I was hitting "Post Message." That's basically simultaneously. But when both were posted, each said they'd been up "one minute."
SPOAT is both desperate and blindingly stoopid.

What is he suggesting? It seems to be that I was not ONE but TWO minutes behind the other post. So tell us SPOAT, does that mean I KNEW the other post was up and posted the same thing anyway?
There isn't any other explanation. And that cements his position as Stupidest Poster Of All Time.
He's our own Forest SPOAT....

"TWO minutes behind the other post" = simultaneously Yep, TATL math!  

Now that I've kicked the old man around a while and made him look as stupid as he sounds...... let's get to your post.  

All he does is follow me around yapping like a stupid puppy. He's got 241 posts and if he didn't stalk me he'd have well under 100.
Now listen up, SPOAT: I'm going to keep posting as much as I want and torturing you as much as possible.

I would have thought all progressive love her.  Getting protested by her own peeps.