How does it feel to be universally despised? Is that how you like to spend your days in your mom's basement, as you get fatter and fatter, sucking down those french fries and milkshakes? Most NORMAL people have two things you don't have.

1) A fucking job and
2) friends.

So since you have nothing to do all fucking day, you waste your time here being a little bitch. Maybe that's why you act the way you do. You're such a sad, pathetic and lonely sack of shit, that's mad at the world. And so when you're not busy fucking your neighbor's poodle, just to know what it's like to make your piggly wiggly dick feel warm, or stuffing your fat pathetic face with whole handfulls of Doritos, you waste your time here acting like the fucking jackoff you are.

Really, Laffytunes. Isn't your life just a long painful exercise, a pathetic waste of time, just desperately looking for something to pass away the minutes until your pathetic ass kicks the bucket? I mean, really. What have you ever accomplished in your life? Wouldn't you be better off to the world as fertilizer?

-- Modified on 4/24/2013 7:27:45 AM