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coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 23 reads
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This joke is about 40 years old.  Got anything newer?

gentleguy1020496 reads

for him strong arming Kemp and Trump out of the line for brains at birth when our maker was doling out brain and took all of it. Now we have to suffer because of no brain Trump or Kemp .... so sad!
P.S. After pushed out of the line for brain, both Trump and Kemp were late for the line for pecker and just got some left overs! Now they are killing people suffering from TDS ....
All because of Cuomo .... :(
TDS = Tiny Dick Syndrome

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coeur-de-lion24 reads

This joke is about 40 years old.  Got anything newer?

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coeur-de-lion25 reads

my response in the wrong place.  I was talking about the OP's joke.  Its an old joke and he just dusted it off and inserted he names to make it a gratuitous Trump-bash.  The TDS runs deep in this one.

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gentleguy102037 reads

It is the satire - that you didn’t get - getting you annoyed!  
Love to see how trumpanzees sweat when TDS comes up like their super chimp ...
LMAO .... genius!!!

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coeur-de-lion17 reads

That's your lame excuse for putting a 40 year-old joke here?  Calling it "lame" is being polite.  

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coeur-de-lion23 reads

attention from me?  Is that what you need for validation?  If you notice my responses to Laffy usually come when he posts something new in the form of information or content.  When its just the gratuitous Trump-bashing, I don't respond.  If you want my attention, which seems to be the point you are making now, then watch and learn what kinds of posts I will respond to.  

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gentleguy102022 reads

You responded to my OP - negatively! Which is great but crying foul now exactly what trumpanzees do! You are true to Lemming clan hood!  
But that needs you to understand logic - which you’re void of!
Anyway you are such a fun to keep around for a comic relief.
Thank you for your contribution lol!

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coeur-de-lion20 reads

has a village idiot.  Thank YOU for YOUR contribution as well.  

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gentleguy102027 reads

It’s nothing personal - but I don’t take government hand out AND preach Republicans mantra!

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coeur-de-lion30 reads

this is a loan that I have to pay back unless I give every penny to my workers, which is what I intend to do, so where is the thievery of which you so moronically speak?  Don't you want ordinary people like yourself (Well, my employees are not as "ordinary" as you) to be able to keep their jobs and get paid, or is it better if I just lay them off and let them starve?  You seem like a pretty callous guy just out for yourself.  

 
Since they have not passed legislation yet, tolling the employer's FICA contribution for each employee, it actually costs me a lot more to take this money and give it to THEM than it would just to lay them off.  So again, why does that make me a bad guy for letting the Feds pass this money through me to my workers, with me acting as guarantor and contributing to their Social Security account out of my own pocket, while not getting a dime of the money for myself?  If you can't answer this with a legit factual response, then you should STFU with your accusations of thievery.  I won't ask for an apology because guys like you can be wrong all day long and never own it.  

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gentleguy102027 reads

that social thieves like you will never admit to ... if your employees are NOT laid of, who benefits the most? Basically this loan money keeps your BIZ solvent. And, frankly my dear, I don’t give a flying fuck if YOUR biz sinks because you didn’t keep reserves for rainy days and was not a responsible business owner. If your biz is bankrupt your employees are better off than you!!! Look it up in bankruptcy protection ...
So don’t give me your I am not a parasite bull shit.

I won’t even ask what little or no income tax (biz) you paid in last 5 years? Most likely you are taking money from the pot where you never contributed to!
Parasites never ‘understand’ what is parasitism is!
Finally, I don’t care if you suck govt tits and live on. But don’t tell me it is NOT for you and you are against socialism! You live it.

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coeur-de-lion32 reads

to give your OPINION and to SPECULATE about my business and how I run it, but since you have no facts to refute my post, I will take this as a complete surrender by you in conceding my points.  

 
Your lack of knowledge about how small businesses work is  truly astounding.  Most people with so LITTLE real world experience would just shut the fuck up, but hey, its a chance for your to spout the progressive party line, so have at it.  

 
This not an issue of reserves, insolvency, or any of the other things you SPECULATE about, its about jobs only.  I can stay solvent by eliminating some workers in tough times adding them in good times.  The bottom 20% of workers ares always subject to market conditions in any company, big or small.   The federal government, meaning the executive and legislative branches, want to encourage people like me to keep EVERYONE through this crisis.   That's not something a competent manager would normally do, so they are incentivizing it with the PPP.  You are so clueless about how all the pieces fit together you just make yourself look more incompetent when you try  to preach about it.

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gentleguy102026 reads

And, yes I am proud not to be a biz owner - I am a one man enterprise that never makes money on thx backs of other human (nothing much wrong with that, I just don’t) and I never took a single penny in government hand out and I pay a lot of taxes!  
Goodnight Village Parasite!’

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coeur-de-lion25 reads

you never make money off the backs of others, but there is nothing wrong with that.  If there's nothing wrong with it, then why phrase it in a denigrating way to describe those businessmen who employ others.  It sounds like to you, the high-road for a restauranteer is to  greet you at the door and show you to your table, then run back and cook your food, then bring it out to your table, then clear the dishes after you leave.  Some industries cannot be operated by ANY owner without employees.  No need to disparage them for that.  

 
If you are a one-man enterprise, then you are by definition, a business owner with ONE employee . . . . you.  I assume when you get paid, its by 1099, which means you have provided goods or services to others for which you were paid.  Most "one-man enterprises" I have seen are guys who are either unemployable or lack ambition.  They don't have employees because no one will work for them either from a lack of character and integrity or failure to pay them for their work on his behalf.  

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gentleguy102018 reads

Yes I do have a different opinion about people that exploits  
human labour at real wages below poverty line and suck there whole life out. Even in an crisis riding their backs to steal ppp money. Congratulations Captain de Leeches ...

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gentleguy102037 reads

may be cash flow wise, but nothing is out of your pocket  ... otherwise you are running a zombie biz. Tell a five year old  
‘Costs of doing biz’ is out of pocket ... thank you for a good lough!

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coeur-de-lion24 reads

in a big company, they are the shareholders, in smaller companies, they are partners, sole proprietors, or can even be a single shareholder of a corporation.  At the end of the year, losses are attributable to the OWNERS, they don't just disappear down some cosmic drain.  If there are profits, the owners can either take them out of the company as dividends or leave them in as a reinvestment in the growth of the company.  So for an OWNER, every "cost of doing business" is ultimately out of the owners' pockets, because costs lower profits, and profits are the property of the OWNERS.  The fact that you think that's a joke just proves that, even if you do have a job, you are a wage slave and not a business owner, which makes your OPINIONS here on this topic not very credible.  

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