and stop lying, bullshitting, chickenhawking, pardoning criminals, outing CIA agents, and all the other shit you live for.  

Yes, we realize that asks you to give up everything you stand for.  Tough shit.

I ought to bend you right over and have my way with you!! And without any lube either! How dare you try to eliminate our Republicon lying, cheating & pork spending ways.

you couldn't get a needle up my ass with a jackhammer.

And he prefers you've been sitting on a plane for a few hours too.....

he'd pay extra for a couple of wet farts?

he'd pay handsomely....

Those two boys have such cute tight asses!!