Because she is really Maxine Waters in drag..

And now he's soiling himself.  Loretta Lynch used "and alias?"
You even drool when you type.  Get nursie to change your Depends and go to bed.

Congress is really just a front for mongers like us.  From now on, I'm going to use my real name:  Donald Trump.  

Yes its true.  I am Donald Trump, Famous TV star and now President of the Untied States.  I met my wife online and it was LAFS.  She charged me full boat the first dozen times or so, as my persistence and her finding my real personal information, even though I paid a guy online $50 bucks who guaranteed total anonymity (I'm not sure what that means).

So we got married and had an autistic kid because I am way to old to be having offspring.  Although she did seem to really like her limo driver.  But anyway the whole Russia thing is a hoax and it Obama's fault anyway, so lets make America great again.  Do you know if Loretta golfs?  Her pussy look good to grab, but then again that may just be my age.

to worry about.