fairies in CA!  So here's one - how about that Ellen Degenerate?!  She's not even half trying to be butch, is she?

I would do her in a heartbeat, the gal NOT Ellen!!

wanted to marry me without a pre-Nup; I'd be hard pressed not to go for it.

Maybe I don't get it, but why should she conform to your expectation of her own sexuality.

I like Ellen but she is going to get dumped again... She is wearing Jacko's shoes

no guts, no glory

maybe they just want a relentless whinging nag around the house.  I could train for that.  I don't know I could actually DO it for more than a few months.

OTOH, I could be a pretty good drunk!!

if she had my client's equipment, you could tell by the cum dribbling out all of the GFs orifices.

we were waiting for the straight man.  Now we can go home.

That Portia di Rossi is a lesbian is enough to make a grown man cry!

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isn't that French for "funky fur-smell"?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5otDr_FzJU

you have to dick them both in the same bed while both of them are there.

If you're good, you can talk one into holding the other down!

And why not, I have something in common with Ellen, ...we both love the taste of pussy!!!

I've always wanted to doggie-fuck a girl while she was being eaten out at the same time.

I am sticking around!!

one on top of the other!  Then I jump on top, and alternate between upper & lower pussies!

Maybe I wouldn't have to troll through airport bathroom stalls anymore, looking for love from harry & BK!! Kisses, Boys!!

mmm, ...by my count, that would be two pussies AND two assholes!!  Now that's the way to ride 'em, Cowpoke!!

twirp!

your title is secure and no coup will ever be possible.

I've been rude to a total of 3 people on P&R
1. you Jack0 because you vomit all over these boards by making up childish aliases to pretend somebody else shares your stupid opinions
2. Xia because he is a broken record posting a bunch of propoganda
3. tallslim because he is a racist motherfucker

you meanwhile are an asshole to, well, just about everyone. ITgirl makes her first ever post on P&R, it was sincere, and you just could not resist being a total dickhead. Again. Grow the fuck up.

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you're such a definite & pathetic victim, you should definitely rule PRM forum.  

So why don't you go pull your head out of your ass, and come back when you can cope?

who spends his time wishing some overpriced babe would lead him around by the ring in his nose.

You're the fellow who can't quite make it to white knight.