Liar in Chief:  "I am under investigation for firing the FBI Director by the man who asked me to fire the FBI Director, witch hunt"

Attorney #1:  "President is under investigation"
Attorney #2:  "President is under investigation"
Attorney #3:  "President is not under investigation, he was only answering his twitter followers"
Gingrich:  "A President cannot be under investigation"
Attorney #1: "I have  hired an attorney to represent myself in my ethics investigation"
Attorney #2: "I just retained an attorney to represent me in this Russia investigation"
Attorney #3: "I just cannot positively and definitely say the President is not under investigation"
Liar in Chief:  "I am being investigated for a phony Russian connection"
Liar in Chief: "I just told my advisers to make sure that Russian Sanctions Bill is toned down, I mean watered down do nothing that can hurt Putin.   Mr. Putin is also not happy with that Sanctions Bill"

Stay tuned.