A man goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine."

"Have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes", he says, "I was in Iraq for two years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."

Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The man replies, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay, you've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00AM to 4:00PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00AM, and plan on starting at 10:00AM every day."

The man is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00AM to 4:00PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00AM?"

"This is a government job," the interviewer says, "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."

This is for you.

If it were a union job for the government, there were be no point in the new hire ever coming in to work.

Why is Thom McCann like the post office?

may he rest in peace.

They both sound like the atheist union to me.  LOL.

there is no god