"Would you shave a client?
Posted by youngrepublican , 6/23/2008 3:22:31 PM  
I have an ATF I've been seeing for almost a year.  I've tried shaving myself, without much success.  I've actually considered asking her if she'd shave me.
Ladies, have you ever been asked, or performed this before?  Should I ask?  I do know her very well, so I don't think it would be uncomfortable."

You can tell he's a Republican because he's SO FUCKING INEPT that he can't figure out how to shave, and needs advice whether he should ask his ATF to shave him.

Is it any fucking wonder these guys are chickenhawks?  Exactly how long do you think they'd last in the Army?

never done their duty. They are a shirking, lying, lazy, limp wristed gaggle of shit. "Shave", hell, the pathetic bastards don't even have a pair to shave. Bunch of god damn'd neutered trash.

we'd be gay except that we're too fucking spastic!

Thought provoking indeed.

who lacked the motor skills to shave themselves, and the emotional skills to know whether to ask anybody about it, identify themselves so completely as a youngrepublican?

This is a significant social question, with obvious answers.  With any luck, some socially conscious soul will shave his minute little pecker right off, and eliminate the possibility of any more defective offspring.

You could be Howard Dean's speech writer with this kind of substantive material.

for example, there is a significant probability this fellow is already sterile.

... I wax, but when I shave, I shave both the left and the right of whatever needs less hair.

none of the words are misspelled.

and I sure don't ask for help understanding if I should!

he's not asking for somebody else to pay.

they take

pull butts on the flamethrower range.

an mah memory's so short ya don't have to worry I remember none of yer lying!

so sad you have to resort to using a variant of my username and haven't found a life of your own yet. Or a job. Or any friends.

"who lacked the motor skills to shave themselves, and the emotional skills to know whether to ask anybody about it, identify themselves so completely as a youngrepublican?"


 The odds are that the poster in question is in fact NOT a Republican...but merely leading "dim" wits to think he is...Do you have any other posts from him that would substantiate your assumption...

ambient sadness of your username, which is in turn caused by your personal sadness, as evidenced by your dinner conversations consisting of what somebody said on TER.

Fuck, islamofascists and crackers would be more interesting friends than that.  Oops, present company excluded, of course!

I'll send Dr Fill over to help you.

you could then stop worrying about everyone else's. Your jealousy over those of us who can actually talk to real people is almost cute in its pitifulness.

If you really had a job of any kind or any friends of your own at all, you wouldn't need to pretend to be a lawyer, or a doctor, or an English professor, or an economist, or an accountant...etc etc. And you certainly wouldn't have the time to make over 600 posts in less than a month.

All your sockpuppet aliases expose you as just wanting to be anyone but yourself. Given who you are, though, who can really blame you?

Because this is the internet, and you can't figure it out!

so you got caught lying.  This is the internet.  If you had a lick of sense, you'd put your argument up front, and not rely on assertions that we should believe you because the Pope is your mama.

Figure it oout, buddy.

Even your childishness has lost its creativity. You post a goat pic likening me to "dinkleberry" (my, what a mature word that is - did you pick it up from the rest of your second grade classmates?) and I retort that the goats in the pic are your harem. So you post another goat pic and claim it is my family. Twice. How clever of you. Now you repeat it yet again but apparently was unable to get help from your classmates in posting another one of your pics. You seem to have a lot of goat pics. You must be very proud of your life.

Then you adopt even more new aliases based on my username. If you had a life of your own, you wouldn't need to piggy-pack on mine.

Keep on spewing that you know I lied when every piece of "evidence" you put up was shown to merely indicate your total ignorance about academia in general, and law schools in particular. All the evidence points to you never having gone to law school, and your lawyer alias is no more believable than your accountant or economist alias or any of the other occupations you pretend to hold. The only reason you haven't yet adopted a George Costanza alias is probably because you don't know how to spell "architect".

And you know you are full of crap about it all, so you hide behind multiple aliases pretending they are all different people backing you up. One lie from you after another.

Are you familiar with the story of the sockpuppet who cried wolf?