Earlier this week I was called a "Republican." It was a first. However, I am not unfamiliar with GOP ways or members. I dated quite a few Republicans in my day, so apparently something about me is attractive to them. I think it's how liberal I am with the bikini wax and blowjobs. LOL
Seriously, I have a GOP friend, and on his wall is a calendar of naked women with guns. Until seeing that calendar I would have never thought those two particular items would go together, but apparently there is an entire calendar business (and probably more) based around it. Is this what Republicans like? If I do a photo shoot in the buff with just me, a cigar and an M-16, are GOP fellas going to be knocking on my door?
What if I want to attract a Democrat, or Libertarian?
I heard a prison inmate who is also an artist say in a tv interview, from other prisoners he gets the most requests for drawings of naked women with big asses holding guns.
a beautiful young lady who's life's mission is to covert conservatives to liberal causes. She accomplishes this exalted goal by seducing conservatives with her feminine charms and exuberance. It's quite funny.
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