Mayor In Russia Says He Can See Sarah Palin Showering From His House

(Provideniya, Russia)  Governor Sarah Palin, the Republican Vice  
Presidential nominee, has said that she can see Russia from her
house. Across the Bering Strait in Provideniya Bay sits the town
of Provideniya, Russia and its mayor Dimitri Andropov.  He says
that he can see Palin showering from HIS house.  "And it is very
nice."

Mayor Andropov added that his small town, like America, is
transfixed with the buxom Governor.  "We have a shower watchman on
duty 24/7.  And when the delightful Palin turns on the water and
lets down her hair, the alarm sounds, telling everyone to rush to
my house for a show.  The kids love it."

Leonid Andropov, the Mayor's brother, said that the ability to see
Palin shower has given him and the other men a newfound respect for
her.  "She's a very thorough cleaner, which is tough when one is
dealing with moose guts, wolf blood and oil.  And she doesn't have
a mustache, which is just a big plus for us."

In a spontaneous Q&A at a Phoenix donut shop, Sarah Palin said that
she's okay with the Russians watching her shower.  "I'm flattered.  
And hopefully my cleanliness can inspire them to go after freedom,
liberty and democracy... so that they can create jobs, get more
freedom and liberty to help the economic job search, then hunt down
the terror loving terrorists and change their nation of human
people for the better."

"All I heard from that speech was change, and change to us is bad,"
said Mayor Andropov.  "Change means John McCain will win the
election and take our water princess to shower in Washington D.C.!  
We don't want that to happen!!  Everything else Governor Palin said
was over our small town heads.  But that's okay, because we like to
watch Sarah the same way she likes to watch Saturday Night Live,
with the sound turned down."

In other related political news, Bill Clinton announced his
candidacy for Mayor of Provideniya.