by Scott Ott

(2009-09-16) -- CBS reporter Dan Rather plans to reveal copies of documents on tonight's Evening News that demonstrate that John Forbes Kerry may have sought to evade service in the U.S. Senate due to his privileged position as a presidential candidate.

The documents, all dated within the past year, show a record of scores of missed votes and missed committee hearings. In addition, copies of payroll records appear to indicate that Mr. Kerry continued to draw his senate salary during the time of his absense, according to an unnamed CBS source.

Mr. Kerry responded to the allegations by saying, "Is there any American who still trusts Dan Rather?"

"Mr. Rather is a Texan like President Bush," said Mr. Kerry. "This is just another mean-spirited partisan attack orchestrated by Karl Rove with the cooperation of the biased media. Mr. Bush doesn't want to talk about substantive issues, like how I defended this country as a young man in Vietnam."

Hmmm.  Does this guy claim to be funny or just a GOPer?  All that's missing is the humour, although he does seem to have some good ideas....  They are just so obvious.

Not so much Satire as Flatire.  But clearly some kind of Ire....

bribri-  you guys got lots of funny dudes- go get us some of them!

It's truly ironic that Bribite finds this "flat tire" so funny, since he's so full of hot air himself.  (The use of an slang adjective for feces, although technically accurate, just wasn't appropriate for the context of this post.)

I do disagree with you on having him recruit some of his "funnymen" for our side.  They definitely aren't funny in a humorous manner; in fact, if they are funny at all, they are funny FRIGHTFUL!!!

Be afraid; be VERY AFRAID!!!

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I would tend to avoid a site called "Scrappleface", regardless of the content...yuk.  Additionally, it seems that it is journalistic one-stop shopping...which is as convenient as Wal-Mart, and likely as high quality and "Made In America".