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mrhuck 15 Reviews 143 reads
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...that's a funny story.

JakeFromStateFarm880 reads

The theory was because it was on a Saturday, that meant his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, could not get on the phone and talk him down from vaporing about the 3 million illegal voters who swung the popular vote to Clinton.  Why?  Kushner (and his wife Ivanka) are Orthodox Jews and cannot do anything considered "work" on the Sabbath. Ask Doc. They can't pick up a phone or turn on a light.  Serious Jews even unscrew the lightbulb in their refrigerators. In the old days Orthodox Jews would hire a gentile to turn on lights and such.  They were known as "Shabbos Goys."  In fact, Elvis Presley was a Shabbos Goy.  It's a great story and easy to find.  Yes, these people are nuts.
But my suggestion is, for the sake of humanity -- in case Kim Jong-Un says Donnie has tiny hands on a Saturday -- Jared Kushner should PLEASE hire a Shabbos Goy who will dial the phone and hold it near his mouth so he can talk his demented father-in-law from ending life as we know it on earth.
It's not much to ask.

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mrhuck144 reads

...that's a funny story.

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brooks5144 reads

a is this a taffy alias?

or do you just hate Jews?

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BigPapasan159 reads

...anything about Jews.  There are many different sects of Orthodox Jews.  Each sect has its own rules.  Jared Kushner doesn't even wear a beanie so he is far from Ultra-Orthodox, the Jews who would follow the restrictions JakeFromTheFunnyFarm listed.  To be Orthodox, Ivanka would have to cover her hair with a hat, a wig or a kerchief/scarf.  She would also have to dress modestly, covering up her arms and wearing long dresses.  The dress code for Orthodox Jewish women is just a few steps removed from a burkha.  Only a woman's husband is allowed to see her hair.  It's called "Tzniut" or "modesty."

Some sects of Orthodox Judaism allow Jews to work on a Saturday if it is an emergency.  An Orthodox surgeon (with a beanie) operated on a relative of mine on a Saturday.

The Kushners can say they're Orthodox Jews; that doesn't mean they are.  JakeFromTheFunnyFarm can say: "Everything I say is smart"  but his posts put the lie to that statement.

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=287406&boardID=39&page=#287406

Here is an example of how an Orthodox Jewish woman is supposed to dress.  And she isn't even THAT Orthodox because she is still showing some arm and leg.  I'll believe Ivanka is Orthodox when she starts to dress like this:

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TwoMints170 reads

STATEMENT REGARDING TRUMP’S CLAIM OF ILLEGAL VOTING

HOUSTON, TX. – November 27, 2016: True the Vote (TTV), the nation's leading voters’ rights and election integrity organization, today released a statement with respect to President-Elect Donald Trump’s claim that “millions” of individuals illegally voted in the 2016 Election.  

“True the Vote absolutely supports President-elect Trump’s recent comment about the impact of illegal voting, as reflected in the national popular vote. We are still collecting data and will be for several months, but our intent is to publish a comprehensive study on the significant impact of illegal voting in all of its many forms and begin a national discussion on how voters, states, and the Trump Administration can best address this growing problem.”

True the Vote (TTV) is an IRS-designated 501(c)(3) voters’ rights organization, founded to inspire and equip voters for involvement at every stage of our electoral process. TTV empowers organizations and individuals across the nation to actively protect the rights of legitimate voters, regardless of their political party affiliation. For more information, please visit www.truethevote.org.

 
INB4  truethevote is worse then Bretbart.

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FatVern102 reads

What's their excuse for the other six days of the week?

Posted By: JakeFromStateFarm
The theory was because it was on a Saturday, that meant his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, could not get on the phone and talk him down from vaporing about the 3 million illegal voters who swung the popular vote to Clinton.  Why?  Kushner (and his wife Ivanka) are Orthodox Jews and cannot do anything considered "work" on the Sabbath. Ask Doc. They can't pick up a phone or turn on a light.  Serious Jews even unscrew the lightbulb in their refrigerators. In the old days Orthodox Jews would hire a gentile to turn on lights and such.  They were known as "Shabbos Goys."  In fact, Elvis Presley was a Shabbos Goy.  It's a great story and easy to find.  Yes, these people are nuts.  
 But my suggestion is, for the sake of humanity -- in case Kim Jong-Un says Donnie has tiny hands on a Saturday -- Jared Kushner should PLEASE hire a Shabbos Goy who will dial the phone and hold it near his mouth so he can talk his demented father-in-law from ending life as we know it on earth.  
 It's not much to ask.

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