Liberals are pretentious
Conservatives are pompous
All of them are clueless
In need of a moral compass

Everyone's pointing fingers
And Nothings getting done
But since we trash each other,
At least we're having fun.

It's time to smell the coffee
We've GOT to talk solution.
Instead we snipe and gripe and bitch
And spew partisan pollution.

So hear me out you Libs and Cons
Time to put on the brakes
We need to stop the bickering,
Start fixing our mistakes

The only thing I want to do
Is dialog on issues
For those who want to whine
Stock up on your tissues

Regardless if your Lib or Con
You're American, thats what matters
It's time we stopped the pointless hate
Our country is in tatters

Partisan rhetoric has gotten old
It's become a malignant cancer
Time to cut the tumors out,
And discuss some REAL answers.

My self-imposed sabbatical
Will soon be at an end.
Once the VP's are selected,
I'll be right around the bend.

I'll be back after the conventions
For President and Veep
Until then I'll be building strength,
And catching up on sleep.

But don't expect the same old stuff
My priorities have changed
Except when it comes to Israel,
Where Xiaoming thinks I'm deranged.

The Bottom Line, It seems to me
Our goals should be quite clear
For EVERYONE some gorgeous pussy,
With firm tits and spankable rear.