God spoke to me today and gave me a great idea.  The canned meat, Spam, molds easily to its container.  If it were processed into a mold of the figure of Mohammad, you would have a new tasty cultural icon.  Like the chocolate Easter bunny, you could bite the head off first.  

I realize kids were be less interested in something unsweetened.  So I thought a little mini comic would be included in each can of "Islaspam" — like Bazooka Joe in bubblegum.  I was thinking Kalashnikova Mo as the main characters name.  Imagine the shenanigans he'll get into.

Its a peaceful, friendly way to bring two cultures together.