According to Harold Camping, there are only two shopping days left until Judgment Day on the 21st. To be followed by Rapture on Oct 21. Anyone not saved on May 21 will be annihilated on Oct 21. There's supposedly only room for 200 million to be raptured.
No word yet on what happens to all the animals. Heaven would suck without any pets.
Some great entrepreneur put up a web site where he advertised to all those fools who will be leaving on the 21st, but wanted their pets taken care of, that for $150 he had a network of damned souls who would be left behind and would take care of their pets? According to reports, he's taken in $90K so far! Like H.L Mencken said: "Nobody ever went broke under-estimating the good taste of the American people." Of course, if they don't ascend to heaven, the deal is he keeps the money.
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