Americans need a common language to unite their nation.  Why, Hezbollah and the Israelis both speak English, and it obviously works so well for them.   English clearly united all the 9/11 terrorists with their victims, just like it does all the rest of our criminals.  The English language bound the Irish together with the English, like Kilkenny cats, for about 500 years.  Jamaicans speak nice English, so what if they're a bunch of violent assed drug gangs?  They speak English.

On the other hand, those ungrateful Indian m-fuckers who come to help our aging parents with  their medical care, they're assholes if they have too much of an accent.  It's not our fault that we need to recruit nurses from the Phillipines because we have so many goddamned psychiatric problems that we can't tell the poor schmucks that we don't understand them.  Man, that sort of helplessness is a heavy duty psych problem that probly will run America right down the tubes.

BS, you know who you are, you pathetic schlub.  Get a life and stop complaining about the gardener.