I think many of us will find this amusing.

Why change dicks in the middle of a screw?
Vote for Nixon in '72!

Ron Kind must have studied his opponents sex habits with the military.

http://www.cnbc.com/id/49450057

Isn't it amazing that, within only one week of Tiger Woods crashing his Escalade,
the press found every woman with whom Tiger has had an affair during the last few years?

And, they even uncovered photos, text messages, recorded phone calls, etc.!
Furthermore, they not only know the cause of the family fight, but they even know it was a
9 iron from his golf bag that his wife used to break out the windows in the Escalade.
Not only that, they know which wedge!

And, each & every day, they were able to continue to provide America with updates
on Tiger's sex rehab stay, his wife's divorce settlement figures, as well as the dates &
tournaments in which he was to play.

Now, Barack Hussein Obama has been in office for over three years, yet this very same press:
· Cannot find any of his childhood friends or neighbors;
· Or find any of Obama's high school or college classmates;
· Or locate any of his college papers or grades;
· Or determine how he paid for both a Columbia & a Harvard education;
· Or discover which country issued his visa to travel to Pakistan in the 1980's;
· Or even find Michelle Obama's Princeton thesis on racism.

They just can't seem to uncover any of this.
Yet, the public still trusts that same press to give them the whole truth!
Don't you find that totally amazing ?

P.S. and not only that, the press went ALLLLLLLLL the way back to Romney's high school days, 50 years ago, and they found a nitpicky incident about "bullying."
Simply amazing.