The Top 10 Neo-Con Republican Idiots (No. 168)
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August 30, 2004

Swift Boat Ship Wreck Edition
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It's been a busy week for Conservative Idiots - presumably they're rehearsing for the Republican National Convention. And if the Swift Boat Veterans for "Truth" (1) splitting apart at the seams, Bob Dole (3) tossing his credibility out of the window on national television, and George W. Bush (4) flip-flopping on 527s is just a trial run for the RNC, next weeks' Idiots should be a hoot. But there's certainly plenty to see this week - it turns out that The Bush Administration (5) got caught allowing an Israeli spy to influence American foreign policy, Dick Cheney (7) is faking concern for his own daughter, and Alan Keyes (10) is making even less sense than usual.