John Kerry, with the help of his wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, have announced a new campaign strategy which will be implemented as part of his efforts to win the White House in November.  This strategy includes the introduction of a new campaign rally slogan.  When asked for details about this new strategy and slogan, Mrs. Kerry provided the details:

"It's a two step process that I will personally handle myself.  The first step is that I have shaved off all my pubic hair, and it will remain shaved through election day.  The second step will be for me to sit on the stage with John during all of his campaign stops, and from time to time, I'll spread my legs apart while not wearing any panties. This will send a strong message to America, and conveys the essence of our new slogan:

'READ MY LIPS; NO MORE BUSH.'"

Bumper stickers and yard signs visually depicting this new slogan available soon at all Kerry campaign headquarters.


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But with so many Bush lies I know it's difficult to keep track of them all, so I'll forgive you.

"Saddam Hussein's regime represents a grave threat to America and our allies, including our vital ally, Israel. For more than two decades, Saddam Hussein has sought weapons of mass destruction through every available means. We know that he has chemical and biological weapons. He has already used them against his neighbors and his own people, and is trying to build more. We know that he is doing everything he can to build nuclear weapons, and we know that each day he gets closer to achieving that goal."
Senator John Edwards (D-NC), October 10, 2002

won't link to due to "matters of personal security" if you know what I mean!!!

"Iraq's search for weapons of mass destruction has proven impossible to deter and we should assume that it will continue for as long as Saddam is in power."
Al Gore, Sept. 23, 2002

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country." --George W. Bush, Sept. 6, 2004, Poplar Bluff, Mo.