Weekly local leftist tabloid has several editorialists on staff, including two outright socialists, one radical who hates both major parties, one moderate Democrat, and then to pretend to be even-handed, they included a syndicated column by William Buckley. Now that he's passed, they needed a replacement and came up with...Chuck Norris!
Socialist to right of them, Socialists to left of them, Socialists in front of them Volley'd & thunder'd; Storm'd at with pen & words, Boldly they rode and well, Into the jaws of Death, Into the mouth of Hell Rode the six hundred.
Also known as: a parasite, a lazy liar, a leech, a meddling knee jerker, a thief, a coward, a low life, an arrogant-ignorant pseudo-liberal, a shirker, a whiner, an elitist piece of feces, a Democrat sheep herder buying votes with money stolen from those who work.
That sound you just heard is me turning over in my grave!! Chuck F'ing Norris?? That man couldn't write evenly within a grammer school coloring book let alone put together a complete & coherent sentence. How is he going to be able serve as a respectable & insightful commentator? Is he going to grunt out his political position?? Is he going to offer the same mindless & pointless gutter-driven drivel as Ann "Don't call me Skanky" Coutler or Bill "F'ing Clueless" O'Riely or Rush "Addicted to Painkillers & Dittoheads" Limbaugh??
Has today's media sunk so low that it would warmly embrace & elevate a guy whose primary qualifications include regularly getting the shit beaten out of himself on a stupid, insipid & mindless TV show? I am afraid that this serves more of a commenatary on the lack of intelligent commentators out there as well as the depth (or rather, lack of depth) of today's electorate. I am so glad that I have gently passed from this earth!
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