"We’re going to build a little [octagon]. We’re not, Dana [White] is going to do it. Dana is great, one of a kind," Trump continued of their 2026 plans. "[There's] going to be a UFC fight, championship fight, full fight, like 20,000 to 25,000 people, and we’re going to do that as part of ‘250’ also."  
http://people.com/trump-schedules-white-house-ufc-fight-for-80th-birthday-after-sharing-plans-for-stage-11825299

champions is better entertainment than watching Trump and Melania fighting over whether it's butt-sex night, or not.  

They haven't had sex since Barron was born in 2006 and Melania found out about Stormy Daniels. So no butt-sex night for Donnie. At least not with Melania. Maybe with Pammy Bondi or Lindsey Halligan (I mean, he sure didn't hire her for her legal expertise.)

I wouldnt be mad at an anal 3some with Bondi and Noem.