For those on this board that think Creationism has any merit, why is it that no atheist ever says that Creationism has any credibility? Why should religious beliefs, that are grounded in nothing, have any relevance on a purely scientific field?
God woke up in the niddle of the night He decided to make the Light For two long days he made the Heavens Trillions of planets, only one Mars His reach extended beyond the Stars
On the third day, God had a plan Conjured up Earth with water galore The winds started churning with a loud uproar He slept through the night wanting much more
On the fourth day he invented the Fly They flew from the clouds high in the sky Flies explored all over the Earth Their excretement soaking the rock With high winds and wetness some turned to dirt
On the fifth day God was still bored He made the jungles and banana trees He thought to himself there must be more He took two flies, changed them to monkeys He named them Willy and Pri They swung from the trees Up high in the sky
On the sixth day God thought to himself I need someone to talk to me He looked at his monkeys in the tall trees He gave them a voice, The monkeys were pleased
All through the day and longer nights The Monkeys would scream for attention Look at me over here said Willy, No look over here said Pri They slobbered on each other like pigs in mud Willy and Pri truly best Buds Though they still felt neglected God had no time to feel their rejection He thought to himself I need a correction
On the seventh day six thousand years ago God thought of a better plan The monkeys are starting to stink And get on my nerves He sat down to think I will make two humans One that is strong And one with curves Suddenly he made everything right In the flash of a light God made Adam and Eve Renamed his monkeys Missing and Link
And since we're at the level now of exchanging poems, I figured I'd throw this in the pot.
Full disclosure, this is copied from Dawkins' The God Delusion.
1) The creation of the world is the most marvellous achievement imaginable.
2) The merit of an achievement is the product of a) its intrinsic quality, and b) the ability of its creator
3) The greater the disability (or handicap) of the creator, the more impressive the achievement.
4) The most formidable handicap for a creator would be non-existence.
5) Therefore if we suppose that the universe is the product of an existent creator we can conceive a greater being - namely, one who created everything while not existing.
6) An existing God therefore would not be a being greater than which a greater cannot be conceived because an even more formidable and incredible creator would be a God which did not exist.
Ergo:
7) God does not exist.
Happy Holidays to Charlie the commie, wherever you are!
The primacy of existence over consciousness rules.
That is, people inherit artifacts the evolutionary process whether they believe in it or not.
But the existence of evolution doesn't automatically contradict the existence of a creator who created the laws of physics as they are.
If you'd like some fun, read Sir Isaac Newton's work on what is even now known as Newtonian Physics. A very brilliant mind, and he accepted the premise of a creator whose work was accomplished through the creation of rules.
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