I just spent about two hours cleaning a bathroom in my house. All the time, I am thinking wahy am I doing thus. Why can't I have a slave who wood do work for me? I am sure I could find a good slave in asia or Thailand. A good slave wyou would be happy to clean my bathroomes and other parts of my house. I would treat my slaves kindly... I would want a hot slave of course. This whole thing about it pissses me off. It would raise the standard of living of the slave and I would take good care of any s;ave I owned.
So what is the problem? I think we should legalixe it.

Hey, wake up already!

Think -- mail order brides?

uh huh.

-- Modified on 6/11/2006 9:22:59 PM

Thailand is in Asia so "Thailand or Asia" doesn't make any sense.

-- Modified on 6/12/2006 10:55:02 PM

of corse, you are write. But my slave could come from Brazil or any county who had some excess hot chicks to send my way.

AMan is a satirist.  He is not advocating slavery.  He is doing parody of how a particularly simple-minded and self-centered person might advocate slavery, to make them sound like massive jerks.

But thanks for participating, because it's important that he is subtle enough to rope in a substantial fraction of people, otherwise known in comedy as "the straight man".

He is still a slave.  It's just his chains are made of gold.

If we keep exporting jobs, you will be the slave of someone in Asia.

to his own weak mind.

That's the way to go, AMan.  Brazilians don't give a shit if they're slaves, it's all the same to them, because they never work either way, anyway.