or talk too fast for ya.

We have this war going on, losing a couple dozen casualties and a few billion $$ every month, and of course we're doing this so you can have freedom - freedom from having your feelings hurt, or listening to people whose ideas you might disagree with.

Jeez, I'm so sorry.  I clean forgot that Republicans were so tough on national security, but they were just blown away by words they don't like.  It just exhausts them.

I promise, I won't tell anybody.   Well, of course if they're on the net, they could read this, but that's only once.

he just does not suffer foolishness gladly.

He's already done that far too long and watched it get nowhere.

However, I am worried that at one point this trojan-virus was in fact written by someone named Jack who is a fit of nihilist self-loathing launched the Trojan-virus on the net.  Shortly after inflicting this curse on the net, he killed himself, rather than live with the terrible consequences.  He must have been brilliant but short sighted...  incredibly well-educated but not street smart... well we all know the type....

XL1 seems to have some degree of pity for him... me?  well, I am hoping that it infects AFF!  as that place needs something....

BEN DOVER aka DIRTY JESUS aka SMELLY SANCHEZ aka PIECE'O'SHIT aka ETC

Ben, I have bad news for you.  Jesus thinks you need a lawyer, and the Holy Ghost is hiding behind the Throne, because God is *pissed*.  And there ain't an angel in sight, not even the Big Ones.

No, Jesus is shaking his head, a lawyer isn't going to do you shit for good, now you're really fucked.

It seems that God thinks you've been fucking with Him, and playing Him for a fool, telling people about this "fire insurance" thing you've been advertising.

It seems it doesn't work that way.  There's this thing about "wilfully" or "wilfulness" or something like that, and anyway, you can't be thinking that (alright Jesus Sir, I'll hurry up, I just want to make sure he gets this) God is some kind of Stupid Shit who can't see through this, and He's tired of being fucked with by assholes who think they have some kind of license to fuck off.

(Ben, I think we have trouble...there's little demons laughing in the corner, and I've never seen them let them in here before.)

OK.  So he says that there was a translation error, it isn't "salvation", it's "shit-or-get-off-the-pot", and there aren't any second or third chances.  OK, there's this "earned citizenship" thing, but there's a clause about sham transactions and fraudulent intent.

So the Big Guy is booming now, something about mocking Him, and What The Fuck, Do You Think He Can't See Right Through Your Shitass Act?!  Ben, I think He's pissed at you, really really pissed.  And Jesus says it doesn't make anything better that you've been fucking with people under color of faith.  

Wait, Jesus is saying something about obviously insane, and God says SO THE FUCK WHAT!!  Jesus says something about sold a bill of goods, and God is just roaring & hollering now.

Ben, you're on your own.  You don't pay me enough for this, I'm outta here.  Yes, Jesus I know that he deserves this, no I don't expect any fucking miracles here.

ADIOS BEND!!!  ROAST IN PEACE!