Politics and Religion

Robot Bartender
followme 477 reads
posted
1 / 10

A guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?"The guy says, "Martini."The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says," 168."

The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious.

 

So he goes back into the bar.

The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini."

Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "100."

The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

 

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.

He goes back into the bar.The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great martini.

The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"The guy says,

"Uh, about 50."

The robot leans in real close and says    "So, are you still happy you voted for Biden?"    

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 23 reads
posted
2 / 10

I'm posting on this thread is to move it up  where more people have a chance to read it.  Its a great joke.  I'm going to borrow it over the next couple of days.  It hits home for me because half of my Lib California friends already have buyers remorse over voting for Biden.  One neighbor laughingly said I should have bitch-slapped him when he told me he was voting for Biden.  Lol

inicky46 61 Reviews 33 reads
posted
3 / 10

That joke, like its poster, is old and stupid.
Now tell us, how you did your survey of "half of my Lib California friends" who have "buyers remorse" over Biden.
I'm guessing it's like your other surveys such as My Mexican Maids and Random Store Windows in Orange County.
And then there are national polls which show around a 70 percent approval rating for Biden's stimulus package.

Robertini 4 Reviews 25 reads
posted
4 / 10

I don't know my IQ. I don't care, I don't know what it is or what it means.  
It might be low but I voted for the other guy. Then I splash the drink or even better. I grab a drink hose and spray it and it short circuits. Then I ran before the owner of security try to catch me.  

I just posted this to keep it up there.  
I might as well have posted this: juguyrtuyguyt67f546rte56r4
f56456467#$$%^YTG&*G

ha ha ha
ha ha ha  
I added to the joke

carlhungus 56 Reviews 34 reads
posted
5 / 10

but, I can tell it's the type of joke that's been around for years.  Just insert whatever politician or cause for the punchline.

I immediately thought it would be funnier if trump was the punchline and sure enough he was in 2017.  I haven't heard of anyone who regretted voting for Biden as of yet like the way I heard about the regret of voting for trump the first time around.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/5vb1mw/a_robot_bartender/

And, it was Hillary back in 2006.
https://www.hunttalk.com/threads/modern-robot-bartender-not-for-liberals.230313/
Sorry, I can't post 2 hyperlinks here as far as I know.

Rackhunter 31 reads
posted
6 / 10
KCMOSHYGUY 11 Reviews 26 reads
posted
7 / 10
coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 22 reads
posted
8 / 10

50-60 people a day taking care of business, and in California, MOST of them are Libs.  Does that surprise you?  Lol

 
Of course they approve of getting a check for $1400 in stimulus money, but when they have to pay higher taxes to cover their share of the $1.9 Trillion new debt, they are going to realize Biden slipped them the green banana.  Ask them after the tax increases if it was worth it and if they still support it.  

Rackhunter 34 reads
posted
10 / 10

God, you're dumb
Antifa/BLM are the ones who burned cities
these guys just made fed gubment employee cops look stupid

Register Now!