THOUGHT he was talking to his Secretary of State. Dogs are also good at licking their own assholes. Unfortunately, you can't do it by yourself, you need Gentle Gay.
Your friend is an asshole piece of shit. Dog's don't just "drop dead" from cancer. Its a slow, painful way to go for dogs, just like with humans. There had to be signs the dog was in distress that your friend just ignored because the dog was old and he just didn't give a shit. Spare me the "they rushed to the vet." Bwahahahahaha
Unfortunately it looks like your attempt to purchase VIP membership has failed due to your card being declined. Good news is that we have several other payment options that you could try.
VIP MEMBER
, you are now a VIP member!
We thank you for your purchase!
VIP MEMBER
, Thank you for becoming VIP member!
Membership should be activated shortly. You'll receive notification!