sticks with tape to get me in the mood with 99.999% of Middle Eastern women. If and when they get off their medieval kick, I might consider opening a laser hair removal franchise. Why laser, because there is not enough petroleum based wax on planet earth for the 1 billion Middle Eastern women.

Beirut to the menu? That's where she sticks a bomb up your ass. Sorry, I couldn't resist. Next time I'm in NY I'll take you up on the offer.

Now they say he used "organic viagra."  Trying to keep three wives happy will do that to ya.

Generally, I agree with you.  But there are several really hot looking providers of Middle Eastern origin that tour through NY.  I was with one about a month ago who was absolutely gorgeous.  Soft, coffee-colored skin, huge dark eyes like Bambi, great natural boobs and a tight, slim little spinner's body.  Damn good BBBJ, too!  Come to NY and I'll set you up!  You won't need any viagra!
PS: She just added Greek to the menu.

You may have to travel to New Jersey...which is a lot like Beirut! LOL!  But if this gal sticks anything up your ass it won't be a bomb.

must say I have known some hot hot Persian women. I do think you have a great business idea. How do I buy in?

"travel to New Jersey...which is a lot like Beirut".

inicky, now that's not nice at all. Lol. And 4 of the 5 boroughs are like Hawaii, right?

Ads will be popping up everywhere for it. Thanks to NBC and Huffington Post.

I was going to add "just kiddin', jf" but decided to see if you were awake!  BTW, I just wrote a paean to NJ hobbying on another site.  I've been spending a lot  of time there, seeing girls from CNJ to NNJ and there is more easily-available, high-quality P4P pussy there than anywhere else.  My new motto for Joisy is:  "It Ain't Just for Cheap Gas Anymore!"
PS:  As for Newark or Elizabeth, I'd still rather be in Beirut!  LOL!  But I will take Hawaii over Da Bronx!

I gotta agree with you on Newark and Elizabeth. Shitholes both. And don't forget Camden. Fuck, I don't even go there unarmed.

A good friend just this week started dancing at 'Jersey Girls', in Elizabeth. She wants me to come up there for a visit....ain't happening. As you say, there is beaucoup grade A ponnani to be had in Jersey. But we try to keep it to ourselves, lol.

Lol, filled up today at the Gulf station. Full service...$3.69/gallon. He actually spoke english too.

I always try to head for Jersey with less than a half tank of gas, then fill up before I leave.  First, empty one tank, then fill up the other!  LOL!  Helps pay for the hobbying!