But as cheesy's white knight and apologist I guess you need to to lie and twist the facts.
If you notice the name "Welche's " you would know that it is cheesy's drink of choice and he drinks gallons per day. Apparently your boss assigned you to permanent bathroom duty to clean up after cheesy.
I'll allow you the last word, so entertain us with your claptrap.
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