...I am literally dumber for having read this post.

but he writes in complete sentences and when he is not out there chasing black helicoptors, he is a long way from the bottom of the list.

If you haven't noticed there is a very large logjam at the bottom, between Ben, liorr, Trannyboy, AF, the list is getting longer and longer, but as ridiculous as I find some of Mein "theories", his IQ at least equals all the rest of the aforementioned trolls put together.

and as you stated, he knows how to link pictures to his posts, but then again, so does xfean. lmao

...with myself for feeling inclined to post a response to this.

But your OP was indistinguable from gossip one might expect to see in the National Enquirer.

If someone could dig up your babysetter from when you were a child, do you think she might have an embarrassing story or two to tell?

What insight would such a story give others in their understanding of who you are? The answer is literally NOTHING. All it does is give someone a negative image of you based on something that doesn't matter.

Of all the things one could tell me about the President, why would "he walked like a duck" be worth knowing? Could it be that he was inclined to homosexuality or that he had a wiping problem? How does this stack in importance to say, his policy of sending more soldiers to Afghanistan?

To have pondered this has made me dumber. It's made you dumber too. For your own benefit, please avoid such unpleasantries in the future.

Think during the next two years, it would be great if the electorate (you, me, women, (can we take their rights to vote back)? just kidding ladies, if there of any of you on this board that is) could have a dialogue about what it is exactly we want our elected leaders to be doing. Don't really care who is doing it, Pubbies or Dems, but it just seems like consensus, dialogue, and cooperation would be good things to bring back.

There should be some kind of essay contest though first to see who can actually participate in the discussion. For example:

"If he's really American, why has he spent more that 1 million of America's best to avoid having to show his birth certificate?  Hmmnn?"

Would seem to me to be an essay question response that would send the author straight to the bottom of the list. But he knows how to link pictures to his posts, so that's something.

Sure, it means that it would be great if the electorate, you, me, everybody who shows up to vote, could get together and figure out what we want our elected leaders to do, and then keep bugging them so they do it.

Having one group pass laws that then the next group tries to cancel out is not really that great a way to run a country.