He's selling special edition "Assassination Attempt" sneakers.
How fucking classless is Donald Trump?
How fucking stupid is anyone who votes for Donald Trump?

…Trump got shot in the face and stood up and said, “Fight! Fight! Fight!”  

I guess the gubmint will let even an incompetent keep sucking the gubmint teat.

It’s spelled “government” not “gubmint”.

Either way, that's a weak effort by you. Here's a hint: if you can't figure out a decent comeback don't reply at all.
You might want to give the same advice to The SPOAT. Not that he'll take it.

There’s no need to use caps lock to indicate emphasis. I kinda prefer using a little star around the words to substitute for italics.