Michelle Obama said that before Barack goes on vacation he will propose an incentive plan that would cut gas use. In addition to inflating tires, and tune-ups, (and don't forget to check the carburetor, distributor cap, wires, etc) he will ask Obeso-American drivers to lose weight, thereby reducing fuel consumption. Anyone Obeso-American that cuts his poundage by 10% will be able to earn as much as $500 in McDonald's gift certificates. 20% will be good for $1000 at Dominos, 30% a pass good for one month at the KFC buffet.

That would really be change we could hope for to change everything, hopefully, or at least change our oil and hope the change will leave change in our pockets to spend on a hope chest for that special someone we're hoping will lose a few pounds.

Obama Hussein should go on permanent vacation and take his nasty old bat wife with him. What a pair of lowlife bastards. After he gets everybody all pumped up with his hot air and overinflated tires I am guessing he will come up with another "brilliant" idea, such as "let all the air out of your tires and just walk to work, that will save gas and besides anyone who works is a fool anyway." "Everything is free" in the land of YoMama and Hussein.

...he'll be giving away free Tire Pressure Gauges.

That isn't a tire pressure gauge, that's a RECTAL THERMOMETER!!!  And Obama is going to stick it up our collective asses!!

-- Modified on 8/8/2008 1:31:06 PM

Well, I have no doubt whatsoever, that BareAss Hussein Obama (and his Mama) Ben Lyin has every intention of sticking something up the ass of nearly every American should he get elected. I don't think he intends to provide any exemption for you delusional pinko libs who apparently believe that you will be the beneficiaries of his thieveing from those of us who work. He intends a more limited class of "something for nothing" recipients. So, continue on with your smug dreams and they will being turning into nightmares as you too will be reaching for your ankles.
Nebvertheless, I do congratulate you on "having a thought". Keep trying, you may stumble onto a thought that might even be semi-intelligent sometime.

Dickless might have a sober thought now & then, maybe even a rationale one too.  But as for you, that'll never happen!  It hasn't happen yet!!