the absolute #1 moderator....
Jack0 - what with arguing with himself, there would be no need for Obama or McCain to show up...

Zin...  kind of an existential experience... course we would have to tell him what to say and think....

DrGonzo... but we would have to figure out how to get the trike in the studio....

XLover - we'd have to instruct both candidates to avoid the word Israel..

BSD - well, we all know that green just does not photograph well....

Who else we got?

Rightwing underground...?

GOP Geezer - too partisan

GaGambler - sure but no one would be able to understand him... cause of his southern drawl..

Zisk - too academic...

my choice???   BenDover... BWahahahahahah!!!  gotcha!

Me of course. I am the only impartial poster on this board.
There is no god!

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I take back everything I said nice about you.  You are now my Lex Luther, LOL.

Cause from what I hear... being lex luethor... is a very gooooooooooood thing... if you get my drift....


Bwahahahahaha!!!!!

You're the snake to my mongoose, or mongoose to my snake or....ah....just forget it.  I can't be mad at you, you big green super what-ever-the-hell you are.

I love the idea of JackO as moderator, it would be just like the Warner Brothers cartoons in which i am a leading character.Jack0 would ask the question, made a mad dash to the podium to answer it, dash over to the other podium to rebut, and back to the moderator's desk to ask the next Q.And if he changes custoumes to look like the candidates, and can do their voices and  mannerisms as well, this would be inspired hilarity indeed.Could put me out of a job though.