First of all, she sounds like The Bride of Frankenstein. What a robot.
Now she's talking about all the work she's done. Which is zero. Oh, but ruining Jackie Kennedy's Rose Garden should count.
She's a stupid, disingenuous cunt who used her elevation to First Lady to squeeze a better deal from Feckless Don.
She even bemoaned "gossip," presumably because there are tapes about to be released showing her trashing Ivanka and Don himself.
The Trump Presidency: the most hypocritical shit show in American history.

Am I the only one here that would rather fuck Melania than Tiffany Trump?

I also don't like Melania's looks, ever back in her modeling days.
Bottom line: No. There are hundreds of hookers I'd rather fuck than those two whores. They give prostitutes a bad name.

When you've had Asian Alice, a girl that can't even average a 7 for looks, right?  Do you ask a woman what her politics are before you decide if she's hot or not?  

Well Melania was a hot model, so that's pretty hard to beat by random chance DNA lottery.  But I am pretty open minded, so I'd do them both.

She could dub voice overs for the Gabor sisters.
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I noticed liberals on social media are dunking on her for her accent.  You know, the open borders diversity people.  Shows what phonies they really are.

You could choose a model from the (now defunct) Trump Model Management agency. It was shut down before it could be investigated for numerous visa and employment violations.
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Former Models for Donald Trump’s Agency Say They Violated Immigration Rules and Worked Illegally
“It’s like modern-day slavery.”
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/08/donald-trump-model-management-illegal-immigration/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_Model_Management
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"... But the mogul’s New York modeling agency, Trump Model Management, has profited from using foreign models who came to the United States on tourist visas that did not permit them to work here, according to three former Trump models, all noncitizens,  who shared their stories with Mother Jones. Financial and immigration records included in a recent lawsuit filed by a fourth former Trump model show that she, too, worked for Trump’s agency in the United States without a proper visa.
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"Foreigners who visit the United States as tourists are generally not permitted to engage in any sort of employment unless they obtain a special visa, a process that typically entails an employer applying for approval on behalf of a prospective employee. Employers risk fines and possible CRIMINAL CHARGES for using undocumented labor.
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"Founded in 1999, Trump Model Management “has risen to the top of the fashion market,” boasts the Trump Organization’s website, and has a name “that symbolizes success.” According to a financial disclosure filed by his campaign in May, Donald Trump earned nearly $2 million from the company, in which he holds an 85 percent stake. Meanwhile, some former Trump models say they barely made any money working for the agency because of the high fees for rent and other expenses that were charged by the company."  
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"... Two of the former Trump models said Trump’s agency encouraged them to deceive customs officials about why they were visiting the United States and told them to lie on customs forms about where they intended to live. Anna said she received a specific instruction from a Trump agency representative: “If they ask you any questions, you’re just here for meetings.”"  
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"[Blais] said her experience with Trump’s firm stood out: “Honestly, they are the most crooked agency I’ve ever worked for, and I’ve worked for quite a few. ... [About being required to live in a TMM apartment ...] “We’re herded into these small spaces,” Kate said. “The apartment was like a sweatshop.” ... "A detailed financial statement provided by Blais shows that Trump’s agency charged her as much as $1,600 a month for a bunk in a room she shared with five others. ...  
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"... H-1B visas have been increasingly popular in the high-tech field, and Trump’s companies, including Trump Model Management, have used this program extensively in the past. But on the campaign trail, Trump has railed against the H-1B program and those who he says abuse it. ..."
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"... One plaintiff, Marcelle Almonte, has alleged that her agency charged her $1,850 per month to live in a two-bedroom Miami Beach apartment with eight other models. The market rate for apartments in the same building ran no more than $3,300 per month, according to the complaint. (Trump Model Management, which was initially named in an earlier version of this lawsuit, was dropped from the case in 2013, after the judge narrowed the number of defendants.) Models “were largely trapped by these circumstances if they wanted to continue to pursue a career in modeling,” the complaint alleges."
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Many of us love our visiting companions, especially the K-girls. If their "sponsor" had treated them as Trump treated these models, you'd probably want to apply a baseball bat to his pimp-mobile and apply something more emphatic to his face.

And her husband doesn't care if he blatantly mis-uses public property for his own benefit. Also for that swearing-in stunt where he even mis-used the US Marines as props.
Revolting.

I would say it was brilliant.  Exactly what part of the US Code says the first lady can't give a speech from her home?  

for at least acting as if she cares about the dead and sick victims of her husband’s incompetence dealing with the pandemic.  And she talked about how important honesty is for a President.  I couldn’t tell if that was meant to be funny or if she was taking a shot at the Liar in Chief.  I’m hoping the latter, but even if so, she’s complicit.

And it's wrong ethically and also legally for it to be used as a prop in a political campaign. Sorry you can't grasp the difference. You also missed that it's true for the military to be used this way. The fact that there's a color guard at a naturalization ceremony, which are NOT political events, goes out the window when said ceremony is blatantly being used as part of a political show. It's sad you can't grasp the difference.
And, of course, you also failed to grasp that the people who were picked are EXACTLY like the people from those "shithole countries" he's been denying entry to. So the whole thing was just an elaborate lie, ornamented by our military.
Here's a hint: you should never lecture anyone on sounding ignorant.
Ever heard of the Hatch Act?
From USA Today: The Hatch Act is a 1939 law that restricts federal employees' engagement in specific partisan political activities, with the aim of preventing members of the executive branch from interfering in elections. These prohibited activities include running for office, hosting fundraisers, making campaign speeches or distributing campaign materials.

It surely smells like it!

Melania was a model with Trump Model Management before she and Donald got married. If TMM treated Melania the way they treated their other models, it would not be unreasonable to assume that Melania had to supplement her lack of income with non-modeling (escort) jobs. I haven't read about the extent to which TMM may have aided and abetted that activity (e.g., with "introductions" or "referrals").

I realize she'd have been expensive and the guys who saw her rich so they would have a lot to lose. But still. And, believe me, I'd LOVE it if it were true. But the only paper (British, I believe) that has accused her of being a hooker had to apologize, admit it was wrong and pay a settlement.

Melania's former clients might be:
1. dead, by natural or unnatural (Trump worked with the Mob to get his Casinos and Trump Tower completed) causes
2. pals of Trump and not inclined to speak out
3. on the payroll of Trump Org. or the WH and not willing to speak out ... yet
4. currently receiving blackmail payouts -- I mean, "confidential non-disclosure agreements -- from Trump, Trump Org.
5. waiting for the right  moment to speak out (I really hope that Kellyanne turns out to be Anonymous)
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If it had been ME, you'd have heard about by now.