and says "My boyfriend likes anal sex, but I'm worried".  The doctor replies... "Does it hurt?" "No" she says... "In fact, I kinda enjoy it".  So the dr. says "then go for it!  It won't hurt you; just make sure you don't get pregnant".  The girls says "Pregnant? I didn't know you could get pregnamt from anal sex!" To which the dr. says "Of course you can... how do you think Nancy Pelosi was born?"