I'd love to be an oompa loompa- its a fucking chocolate river! And the other Candy perks alone are cool!
No wonder you guys are messed up.
And yes, I WOULD vote for Willy Wonka, a fictional character, before I would vote for Bush. As for Wonka's Willy- I think some of our finest providers would suck on it with glee- he's the candy man!
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