by a guy who used to post here would make you think that swallowing semen IS like a fine Chardonnay for him.  

You are an imbiber of simplistic and -- in this case -- homophobic mumbo-jumbo written by someone who may not even exist. At least Google turned up nothing.
Please provide some sort of link.
I have never heard anyone compare semen to Chardonnay. Personally, I dislike Chardonnay and have also never imbibed semen.

It's an old, well-known varietal that's been cultivated in Burgundy for centuries.
Now how about that link I asked for, William? It's pretty rare for Google to come up empty.

If so, that's a very funny line. Kudos.