Politics and Religion

The Texas floods washed away a lot of dirt and…
BigPapasan 3 Reviews 226 reads
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…in the process uncovered 100 million-year-old dinosaur tracks.  

 
On hearing this, righty Bible thumpers stuck their fingers In their ears and loudly yelled: “La, la, la, la, I can’t hear you!  The Earth is only about 6,000 years old…same as the Hebrew calendar.”

 
http://www.cnn.com/2025/08/10/us/texas-floods-dinosaur-tracks

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South Park
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67zvBJCxBPI
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skip to ~6:20  
Protester: "I have no doubt that there are many, many Latinos in heaven!"  
And then ICE agents raid heaven to arrest Latino angels!  
Kristi Noem: "Remember only to take the brown ones!"
I was truly LOL - laughing out loud!!  
(I was LOL at the Dora the Explorer scene, too.)

Posted By: BigPapasan

…in the process uncovered 100 million-year-old dinosaur tracks.  

On hearing this, righty Bible thumpers stuck their fingers In their ears and loudly yelled: “La, la, la, la, I can’t hear you!  The Earth is only about 6,000 years old…same as the Hebrew calendar.”

http://www.cnn.com/2025/08/10/us/texas-floods-dinosaur-tracks

This was a fucking good episode.   I was pissed last night they didn't have a new one.

 
I am a religious man but I also can't deny facts on earths creation.   Want to know how I do mental gymnastics to make the two work together.....

The bible never states the days of creation are consecutive.   IE: day 1 could have happened.... then 1B years later day 2 could have happened...then another Billion years day 3 (happened to be a Weds).... etc.

I even told that to my pastor this when I was 13 going thru confirmation.  He didn't agree with me but he liked my thought process.    Before any comments.... I said pastor not priest.

Posted By: crsm27

   
 The bible never states the days of creation are consecutive.   IE: day 1 could have happened.... then 1B years later day 2 could have happened...then another Billion years day 3 (happened to be a Weds).... etc.  
   
 I even told that to my pastor this when I was 13 going thru confirmation.  He didn't agree with me but he liked my thought process.    Before any comments.... I said pastor not priest.
I didn’t know Protestants had confirmation, except for maybe the Episcopalians.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qiq8FHyRjn4

Posted By: crsm27
Re: ICE Raids to arrest Latinos in Heaven (Pastor, Not Priest)
Luthern.....:)
Oh, Goliath.

"The one thing I know for certain about The Bible is that most people don't know how to read it." (Malcolm X)

 AMEN!!

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