Write Review
1,981,016 Total Reviews 3,497 New Reviews
8,502 Users Online

Politics and Religion

Off topic : Hobbyists, what are your "provider preferences"?
Priapus53 2471 reads
posted

This OP designed to be a break from the board's  perpetual polarized partisan pugilism ( ahhhh, alliteration ).

Despite the fact that we're political junkies, the main reason we're all here on TER is because we're pussy obsessed mongers. Despite vast political differences, we're all looking for good looking P4P babes.

This fact was hammered to me by my Ron Paul-Meinarsche OP below. The thread was "hijacked" by myself & Mein & became a "tit for tat","quim pro quo" picture parade of voluptuous hotties from cinema's halcyon days. Despite vast political differences between us, our tastes for these "stacked bombshells" were remarkably similar.

Which brings me to the subject heading : guys, what are your "preferences" in providers? By preferences, I mean appearance/ethnicity.( Not gonna go into personality likes/dislikes, which could fill another thread entirely ).

I'll go first on this: like women of all races/ethnicities, age range 20-30's, with voluptuous figures. DON'T care for providers I deem too old, skinny, ugly, fat, but, have a particular generational dislike for overly tatooed providers.Lemme make this perfectly clear : I HATE TOO MANY FUCKING TATS !

Speaking from "generational", where do I get my provider preferences from ? Like many things, from the movies of course. Let me elaborate :

When I was a wee lad of 12, caught on tv the 1955
Billy Wilder directed sex farce "The 7 Year Itch". It starred Tom Ewell & the woman I consider the hottest ever, Marilyn Monroe. I'm not gonna go into plot details,but suffice to say
the "piano chopsticks sequence" between MM & Ewell was sexiest thing I had ever seen with her dress straps coming down.( pictured below ) Man ! Gave me a profound erection which I perpetually have to this very day ( hence, my "alias"----LOL ! ) I think my provider preferences all stem from this glorious day in my dimly remembered puberty.

So, guys, this beggars the Q : what are your "provider preferences" ?

P.S. : for reasons that must be apparent to even the dimmest of you, DARE not post this on GD board-----LMFAO !












-- Modified on 4/23/2011 9:24:09 AM

THESPORTCAPITAL734 reads



-- Modified on 4/23/2011 4:02:44 AM

ReplyQuoteReport
willywonka4u874 reads

If the board doesn't mind, and since we're doing something different here, I figured I'd tell a joke.

Two guys are walking along a beach, and one of them keeps getting hit on by hot babes in bikinis.

Upset that all the girls are ignoring him, the other guys asks his bud to go to the bar with him. Over some stiff drinks he asks his friend, "what is your secret?"

"Oh, that's easy" the other guy replies. "Just put a potato in your trunks, and the girls will flock to ya."

The next day the guy goes to the beach and finds that now all the girls are laughing at him. He runs into his buddy who tells him, "you were supposed to put the potato down the FRONT of your trunks."

Happy Easter.

ReplyQuoteReport
willywonka4u1088 reads

I don't really have any preferences for race, hair color, or the like. I might like blondes one week, I might like brunettes the other. I rather dig providers with tats and fun piercings, so long as the work is well done. I have a real dislike for overweight providers, although I've met a few curvy babes who carry this off incredibly well. The real sticker for me is with tall providers. For reasons I can't figure out, I associate height with masculinity. Age preference is mid 20s.

I would say that implants are incredibly over rated. I'd rather have small perky tits than fake big tits. Unless your tits look like used up floppy yams, then natural is always better.  

-- Modified on 4/23/2011 4:12:00 PM

ReplyQuoteReport
charlie4451841 reads

34-36 d tits and at least 5'5"  is good and a moderately athletic body ia a must.

ReplyQuoteReport
Post Reply Back To Forum
Register Now!