Politics and Religion

Not that it matters, but I took a Gonzo Poll at the local dive bar...
DoctorGonzo 106 Reviews 2884 reads
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... and of the 30 or so patrons sitting and drinking while watching the debates, there seemed to be a general consensus in several areas, especially when broken down by targeted demographics and focused special interests:

To a man, every male in the place said "Yeah! I'd do her!". Several of the bi and lesbian patrons agreed.

Not a single person male or female however, was interested in doing Joe Biden.

Point to Palin.

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All the men in the bar agreed Joe Biden seemed like a guy you could have a beer with, maybe shoot a game of pool. The lesbian pool hustler agreed enthusiatically... but then she was thinking in terms of her OWN economy there.

Except for the same lesbian pool hustler, none of the other women were interested in going Moose hunting with Sarah Palin.

Point to Biden.

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Everyone however, agreed unanimously that NEITHER candidate answered a single question forthrightly, relying instead on a series of well rehearsed canned responses filled with soundbytes and partisan rhetoric. Only better rehearsed.

And then we all got back to drinking beer, playing pool, or hittin' on the lesbians girlfriend... a total hottie who does the occasional UTR "consult".

BizzaroSuperdude 30 Reviews 1563 reads
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and so did I!  and that was last week....

Sometimes ya gotta know when to loose the battle to win the war.

so how was your week?

charlie445 3 Reviews 1348 reads
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how did it go with that UTR hottie? lol

DoctorGonzo 106 Reviews 1433 reads
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We made a date for this weekend. She's UTR so no review, but I'll let ya know... maybe ;)

GOPGeezer 2 Reviews 2245 reads
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Did you get to hump that hot blonde babe with the vibrator in your YouTube clip?

wormwood 17 Reviews 1550 reads
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Blackbeltxxx 13 Reviews 2172 reads
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Time to go buy that Boss Hoss trike I've been drooling over.

DoctorGonzo 106 Reviews 1684 reads
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No I didn't Geez... she had actually spent most of the night with boneboybob, my co-host.
On the other hand, BECAUSE she was with boneboybob, I wound up with GinaGina and Erin O'Bryn...so I wasn't complaining :P

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